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weenie (plural weenies)

1. Alternative form of wienie (“sausage”)
2. (slang) Alternative form of wienie (“penis”)
   • 1984, Stephen King, Beachworld:

     Weenies and beer had not been a part of ASN/29's stores.

   • 2023 March 8, Mark Leibovich, quoting Arnold Schwarzenegger, “Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Last Act”, in The Atlantic‎:

     “The fucking weenie gets hard and I fucking lose this brain and this happened,” he said.

3. (slang) Someone weak and unimportant, a wimp.
4. (slang) A geek or nerd, especially a computer user with a deficient social life.
5. (collectible card games, slang) A small creature which has a low cost to put into play, often used in a swarm with other such creatures.
   • 1996 February 20, ChrisMims [username], “White Hordes Part I: Extensive Pontifications”, in rec.games.trading-cards.magic.strategy‎ (Usenet):

     Over and over again you'll dump a horde of weenies, and if you're^[sic] opponent's^[sic] too slow, he'll die right off the bat.

   • 1997 February 10, Jesse Chounard, “Report: Pro Tour Paris PTQ”, in rec.games.trading-cards.magic.strategy‎ (Usenet):

     He was playing a monoblack weenie deck with 30+ creatures in it.

   • 1997 March 19, Craig Sivils, “Mono-Green, I don't get it.”, in rec.games.trading-cards.magic.strategy‎ (Usenet):

     Most of the opponents^[sic] quick creature removal will be taken out by the early flood of weenies.

   • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:weenie.

• (someone weak and unimportant): nestle-cock, softy, wuss; see also Thesaurus:milksop
• (a computer user with a deficient social life): propeller head; see also Thesaurus:dork